Word reaches me that much of the civilian population, as a result of having school-age children, must take their holidays in the summertime. I never know how much to believe these occasional dispatches from the frontline, such as the persistent rumour that some people make use of their home kitchens. Regardless, this might be a good moment to share with readers a few thoughts on how to travel. 

First, the journey itself. Carry-on is a mistake. The time saved in baggage claim at the other end isn’t worth the stress of finding overhead storage space. Even for business class passengers, with their dedicated lockers, it is still better to move around an airport unencumbered. This is meant to be a break, not arm day. Also, dress smartly. A jacket and formal shoes will win you (undeservedly) better treatment, including during any brush with officialdom. You will stand out all the more at this time of year, when most travellers are got up like John Candy in Summer Rental.

And so to the destination. What have I learned over the years about how to get the most from a trip?